Bugatti Veyron Jumps The Shark With Latest Birdman Video Appearance

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Bugatti Veyron Jumps The Shark With Latest Birdman Video Appearance
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Rapper and music impresario Birdman is the finest example of the American dream – even someone of questionable literacy can become rich enough to afford a Bugatti Veyron thanks to hard work and capitalize on certain “market inefficiencies” when distributing products that are only available at your local street-corner pharmacy.

Despite Birdman’s love of premium products, the Bugatti Veyron was at one time the domain of only the most obnoxiously wealthy, counting Arab oil shieks, inherited wealth and Simon Cowell as its owners. Bugatti’s CEO even remarked that he did not want rappers to purchase the Veyron, but his plans to control who owns a Veyron have gone awry. Birdman made a video over the summer showing him taking delivery of his Bugatti, decked out in Birdman’s signature all-red colorway, a nod to his supposed affiliation with the Bloods street gang.

Now Birdman has a new single, imaginatively titled “Fire Flame”. The plot is rather de rigueur for the genre, with Birdman rapping outside an awful faux-French Chateau  (dubbed “Stunna Island”), getting his head shaved with a straight razor, literally burning money, sipping Cristal, meeting with Korean and Cuban organized crime figures and most importantly, squiring a legion of breast-implant equipped models in his famous Veyron, with a Louisiana vanity plate bearing the word “Fire” on it.

Once the proletariat are able to obtain a luxury good, it is arguably a commodity, and nobody is more sensitive to that than the people charged with selling Bugattis. We can’t wait to see what they have planned next to ensure this never happens again.

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  • PeterD

    Jay-Z has a Veyron GS, but I don’t see anyone getting upset that his unworthy proletariat fingers are sullying the Bugatti brand.

  • Rudy

    What an offensive article … i’m sure the writer of this thread can’t afford a replacement cupholder for a bugatti let alone own one.

  • F The Writer Of This

    F the writer. You are very disrespectful for this. I don’t care how he earns his money, if he bought this car he earned the right to have it. You are probably a racist. What if he dealt drugs a while ago and his money now is strictly profitable off of music and endorsements. You’re wrong, I hope you get fired!

  • http://www.a1-webmarks.com/links-ragrimaram.html Dwayne Antell

    to be honest i agree