German Man Tattoos ‘MINI’ On Penis to Win a Car

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German Man Tattoos ‘MINI’ On Penis to Win a Car

Don’t believe everything you read. Or at least that’s what Andreas Muller might tell his lady friends after having ‘MINI‘ tattooed on his penis in order to win one of the fun British cars.

The German man recently entered a contest held by a local radio station to win a new MINI Cooper. Rather than set the rules, the station asked for suggestions from readers on just how far they would go to win the small British car. Not surprisingly, Muller’s idea to tattoo the word ‘MINI’ on his member won.

Then to make the whole process all the more entertaining, the ink-work was performed live on air so listeners could hear just exactly how much Muller regretted his decision.

And yet, according to Muller, he doesn’t, commenting that, “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.”

[Source: Metro]

  • ReThinkTheInk

    The only thing that would hurt worse than that is then getting it removed with a laser. OUCH!

  • Tony Tubbenhauer

    Maybe his lady could invest in a tattoo “GARAGE”