From the “Tell Us Something We Don’t Know” Department comes this survey that convinces us to buy new seat covers: cars are the most preferred places by couples to have sex.
The survey, produced by (who else?) Trojan condoms, interviewed 3,000 adults (and probably a handful of sneaky high school teenagers) to find that 48% of them preferred to boink in cars. The next popular places included hot tubs, the woods, on a beach à la From Here To Eternity, and (to confirm your even worse suspicions) somebody else’s bed. Possibly your bed. Better change those sheets while you’re at it.