Smart eBikes Take a Stab at Seriousness but Sound Ridiculous

Smart eBikes Take a Stab at Seriousness but Sound Ridiculous

Michael Schumacher had twinkly eyes when he got his new bike, or at least that’s what Daimler said in its press release.

Whether or not that was true, Schumacher and Nico Rosberg are the two first people to own the new Smart ebike. They received them at the Circuit de Catalunya near Barcelona where we would like to imagine both racers riding around for a few minutes making “vroom” noises and looking silly.

Funny as it would be, there’s nothing silly about the €2849 price tag that translates to roughly $3,700 dollars. It’s hard to imagine how smart you would really feel cruising around on an almost-$4000 bicycle. Well, it does get you over 100 kilometers on one charge from the 400-Wh lithium-ion battery, so at least you are getting some bang for your buck.

The Smart ebike will be available in April with two color options: white with green “trim” as seen above or matte grey with orange.

Smart describes the bike as if it were a car in its release, try not to chuckle.

“As a pedelec (Pedal Electric Cycle) the smart ebike is strictly speaking a hybrid vehicle: the electric motor switches on as soon as the rider starts pedalling. Muscle power is transmitted to the rear wheel via a lubricant-free, durable and quiet belt drive in place of a conventional bicycle chain.”

It’s a good thing the geniuses at Smart decided to make it “rear-wheel drive” because all that power would probably lead to some serious wheel hop during drag races. You’ve been put on notice, world. Stay off the sidewalks.

  • E-BikeKid

    Why are you telling people to ‘try not to chuckle’? Is it because there isn’t any gasoline burning? Stop being so fucking snarky. Its seriously unattractive. Hey Luke whens the last time your fat ass got on a bicycle?

  • I actually run in alleycat races during the summer months. I rode my bike to work this morning — as I do almost the entire year 😉 If you were a cyclist you might think ebikes were pretty funny too.

    Sorry you find me “unattractive.”