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 |  Aug 30 2012, 6:15 PM

Mobile stripping just got easier, thanks to the Hitch Pole. And there must be a need for it, because someone invented it. We would have loved to have been there when that conversation was taking place: “You see, the problem is, I want to strip, but I’ve got haul ass to my construction gig. How can I make this work?”

The Hitch Pole claims to be the world’s only dancer pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. It boasts a 3 foot x 3 foot platform that floats approximately 5 feet from the ground and comes with about 7 feet of usable pole. Made of the high quality steel, high polished stainless steel or high polished brass, the pole breaks down into two pieces so you can transport it in a car.

We’re not sure when you’d get the chance to use this. Perhaps you need a pick-me-up on the job site? Starting a drive-by stripper business? An adult tailgating party? Hey, we’re open to ideas, so list yours in the comments section below. And if you want to buy one, order it online at the Platinum Stages website.

[Source: Boing Boing]