Ford Expedition Funk Master Flex Edition
Shouldn’t this endorsement deal have been inked with Cadillac? After all, the Escalade is nothing if not a reminder of how hip hop stars can squander wealth like the horrible children on MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen.
Sold for the 2008 model year, Ford shortsightedly squandered an opportunity to save the gig for a more appropriately named SUV to grace its stable. Just think; it could have been the Funk Master Flex… wait for it… Flex.
Instead, the world got this gem. To quote the Master, “it was poppin.”
Eye popping, perhaps. It came with 20-inch chrome wheels, two tone paint and a “quality” body kit – his words – along with “FMF” stitching in the seats and a black and red color scheme. Just don’t forget to wear your Funk Master Flex driving shoes from Lugz.