Top 10 Worst Vehicles to Drive in a Zombie Apocalypse

Top 10 Worst Vehicles to Drive in a Zombie Apocalypse
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8. Porsche Boxster

Why is a Porsche on this list? They’re prestigious automobiles and almost always great fun to drive. Surely a Boxster would is able to out-run toddling cadavers! You might think so but you’d be as wrong as people that think stories from The Onion are real.

It turns out Zuffenhausen’s entry-level model is an easy target; its rear-mounted engine is vulnerable to tampering with by grappling limbs, plus it’s not all that fast. The car’s 2.7-liter horizontally opposed six-cylinder is kind of weak by sports car standards, delivering just 265 hp. Adding insult to injury this Porsche has zero storage space. Where are you going to put your double-barrel shotgun, chainsaw or zombie-beating hickory axe handle?

  • Jeff T

    Awesome choice autoguide with making the leaf #1. Zombie apocalypse range anxiety is 10x worse then rush hour range anxiety!

  • ColumWood

    I think you’ve coined a new term “Zombie apocalypse range anxiety”.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dxrinc DXRINC

    I agree wholeheartedly, I hate most of the shitbox’s listed

  • Vahagn Barseghyan

    where is prius?

  • Rickers

    Are you serious? The Prius would be great. It’s slow as crap, but it’s quite and can run on gas or electricity. You could just slide right past the Zombie horde… and keep going for miles and miles.

  • pwned88

    This is the dumbest list with even worse reasoning. I like how you included the 300 purely because of it’s tires. Which totally can’t be switched or anything.

    Or the fact that tiny engines were the main reason for including most of these cars. It’s not like you can pull up to a gas station and ask the attendant to flip the switch, 40+mpg is gonna save your life compared to a super fast car out of gas.

  • Shawn Merrill

    The 300C is bad choice because its a TERRIBLE car…

  • Chris Hamilton

    So… basically you just chose 10 cars at random and over exaggerated the obvious? TIL I could be a writer for autoguide.com

  • Awesomeara_27

    Mustang it is then.

  • Rickers

    Somebody spends too much time on Reddit.

  • Rickers

    HAHAHA….

  • ThisIs84

    This article sucked.

  • Autoguide article sucked

    Absent was tue name of the author.. He is likely a zombie himself… Proof?…
    Lifeless writing
    NOOOO SOUL
    Complete lack of regard for the time of ours he wasted
    Clearly no brain

    So therefore without a writer zombie to remember for a terrible article note the ” magazine”
    AUTOGUIDE wasted our time

  • Alice D’artagnan
  • ColumWood

    Underneath the headline it clearly says “Craig Cole”. Still… you might be right about the Zombie thing.

  • Serdar

    stupid article. it’s like “worst cars for formula race” and you pick offroad vehicles. Also this site is uber slow and not interested in clicking next/previous to see all the vehicles. Shove this page in your beeeeeep