8. Porsche Boxster
Why is a Porsche on this list? They’re prestigious automobiles and almost always great fun to drive. Surely a Boxster would is able to out-run toddling cadavers! You might think so but you’d be as wrong as people that think stories from The Onion are real.
It turns out Zuffenhausen’s entry-level model is an easy target; its rear-mounted engine is vulnerable to tampering with by grappling limbs, plus it’s not all that fast. The car’s 2.7-liter horizontally opposed six-cylinder is kind of weak by sports car standards, delivering just 265 hp. Adding insult to injury this Porsche has zero storage space. Where are you going to put your double-barrel shotgun, chainsaw or zombie-beating hickory axe handle?