6. Scion iQ
You can think of the Scion iQ as a Japanese smart car, but less awful. Oh, it’s still plenty bad, but it’s not an orgy of terribleness like the fortwo.
As expected, the iQ is small and underpowered; its 1.3-liter four-cylinder engine puts out just 94 hp and 89 lb-ft of torque. Its ability to outrun undead hoards is suspect. Additionally, the car’s got a naming problem; the mere mention of it is sure to whip any self-respecting zombie into a froth. Remember, brain is an undead delicacy and it’s likely they’ll do anything to get a taste of the iQ. Get it? Good.