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 |  Mar 26 2014, 1:08 PM

4. Nissan Rogue Select

2014 Nissan Rogue Select

There’s the Nissan Rogue and then there’s the “Nissan Rogue.” This Japanese firm introduced a brand-new version of their compact crossover for the 2014 model year. It’s a nice update to a popular product; it’s stylish, comfortable and easy on fuel. But in a curious move they decided to keep the old version around.

The so-called Rogue Select is all about value, which industry-speak for “outdated leftovers;” zombies absolutely hate that. They can smell cheapness from a dozen miles away and you’ll reek of thrift driving this poseur-mobile, something that’s practically guaranteed to attract the undead like vagrants to government cheese.

  • Jeff T

    Awesome choice autoguide with making the leaf #1. Zombie apocalypse range anxiety is 10x worse then rush hour range anxiety!

  • ColumWood

    I think you’ve coined a new term “Zombie apocalypse range anxiety”.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dxrinc DXRINC

    I agree wholeheartedly, I hate most of the shitbox’s listed

  • Vahagn Barseghyan

    where is prius?

  • Rickers

    Are you serious? The Prius would be great. It’s slow as crap, but it’s quite and can run on gas or electricity. You could just slide right past the Zombie horde… and keep going for miles and miles.

  • pwned88

    This is the dumbest list with even worse reasoning. I like how you included the 300 purely because of it’s tires. Which totally can’t be switched or anything.

    Or the fact that tiny engines were the main reason for including most of these cars. It’s not like you can pull up to a gas station and ask the attendant to flip the switch, 40+mpg is gonna save your life compared to a super fast car out of gas.

  • Shawn Merrill

    The 300C is bad choice because its a TERRIBLE car…

  • Awesomeara_27

    Mustang it is then.

  • Rickers

    Somebody spends too much time on Reddit.

  • Rickers

    HAHAHA….

  • ThisIs84

    This article sucked.

  • Autoguide article sucked

    Absent was tue name of the author.. He is likely a zombie himself… Proof?…
    Lifeless writing
    NOOOO SOUL
    Complete lack of regard for the time of ours he wasted
    Clearly no brain

    So therefore without a writer zombie to remember for a terrible article note the ” magazine”
    AUTOGUIDE wasted our time

  • ColumWood

    Underneath the headline it clearly says “Craig Cole”. Still… you might be right about the Zombie thing.