Dartz Prombron Black Dragon Headed to China, Priced at $7 Million

If a special vehicles automaker wanted to build a bespoke automobile specifically for China’s wealthiest, it would adorn the automobile with every imaginable luxury appointment and would dedicate its masterpiece after the Year of the Dragon.

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Dartz Prombron Photo Shoot Includes Playboy Bunny, Vodka [Video]

Russian armored vehicle company Dartz claims its ultra-safe Prombron Iron Diamond SUV is perfectly suited for women. It now seems, however, that what they meant to say is that it’s perfect for women to pose with in revealing outfits.

At least that’s the message we’re getting from the company’s latest YouTube vide o, which includes a PlayBoy bunny and some RussoBaltique Vodka.

You can watch the video after the jump, but consider yourself warned – it’s a little risqué for some offices. Still, this is hardly the most shocking thing Dartz has done. This is the same company that once offered a what penis interior.

Watch the video after the jump:

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Russian Hybrid SUV Back-Ordered For The Next Decade

In Soviet Russia, opulence has you! The latest car designed and built in Russia is an SUV, but it isn’t decked out in armor or whale penis leather—it’s a hybrid, and it’s been so popular that the waiting list is backlogged for the next 10 years.

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Dartz Prombron Nagel, For When Darth Vader Needs To Tow His Yacht

Now they have teamed up with Grey Design (no, we haven’t heard of them either) to create an armored sportback called the Nagel. The model is named after Andrey Nagel who won the Monte Carlo rally in 1911. This special edition vehicle is to celebrate the 100th anniversary of that win. Nagel, an editor in chief of Avtomobil magazine was the first Russian to win this event and is still seen as a national hero.

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Chrysler Sebring Not Even Good Enough for Russia

In a land where the Ladas actually pass as respectable cars, the Chrysler Sebring has been rejected by consumers.

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Zenvo ST1 and Dartz Kombat To Be Sold In North America

Red Sea Distribution, an Indiana based importing firm, is bringing two European oddities to North America. The Zenvo ST1 is a $1.25 million sports coupe with a twin-turbo, mid-mounted 7.0L Corvette V8 that makes 1,104 horsepower and hits 60 mph in less than 3 seconds. Only 15 will be made, so act fast.

Readers of this blog will be doubtlessly more familiar with the Dartz Kombat, the belligerent Russian uber-SUV that only costs $225,000. While the whale penis skin has been phased out, you can still get all kinds of bulletproofing, just in case you ever become as wealthy and important as one of Dartz’s home country oligarch consumers.

[Source: Red Sea Distribution]

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