Oregon Really Doesn't Want to Pump Its Own Gas

Michael Accardi
by Michael Accardi

A new law took effect in Oregon on Monday and it’s causing a hilarious freakout in America’s special state.

In a state where full-service gas stations have been the only option since 1951, Oregon has opened up to the possibility of people pumping their own gas. Effective January 1, 2018, gas stations in rural counties with fewer than 40,000 residents will allow customers to pump their own gas, and it’s causing quite the schism on social media.

Most people are in favor of the change, but there are some who definitely are not. Just check out some of the comment gold left on the local CBS affiliate’s Facebook post, where issues range from cooties, certain death, transients infiltrating safe spaces, Oregon’s economic health, and cancer, of course.

Oregon and New Jersey remain the only states that ban motorists from pumping their own gas, Oregon will slap you with a $500 fine for touching the nozzle, while Jersey residents can be charged up to $250 on first offense, and up to $500 for subsequent touching.

Stay safe out there, Oregonians who’ve never pumped their own gas. It can be a pretty daunting task.

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  • Darthineus Darthineus on Jan 03, 2018

    I've not refueled in OR, but in NJ gas is much more expensive because of this mandatory law. Are the OR stations that self-serve, cheaper? I've been to some stations in other states, and it used to be that way here where I live, where you pull up to one row or side of pumps and they are full service, and other rows self-serve. I like the idea of old gas stations that had low overhead and full service, but I don't want to be mandated to pay more with it as my only choice. Welcome, Oregon, to a little taste of freedom. If you want full service, drive to a full service station.

  • John Thomson John Thomson on Jan 04, 2018

    Welcome aboard, Oregon! The rest of us have been doing it for decades, you'll get used to it and like it!

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