Top 10 Worst Vehicles to Drive in a Zombie Apocalypse

Top 10 Worst Vehicles to Drive in a Zombie Apocalypse
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Brain, it's What's for Dinner

Ok, so the worst just happened, like something totally NOT GOOD. Perhaps a natural disaster has devastated your country; maybe a virulent disease or food-borne illness is spreading throughout the population; conceivably even the hand of God has reached down from on high and caused an outright nuclear meltdown. Whatever the reason, things are seriously jacked.

But what if the situation went from vertiginously appalling to even worse? Suppose an undead horde started rising from crypts, digging themselves out of the very ground they’ve been interred in. Suddenly you’re smack dab in the middle of a full-blown zombie apocalypse and it’s on like Donkey Kong.

Naturally your chief concern, your top priority, your number one desire is getting out of this calamity alive, though your partially decomposed foes have other ideas. They’ve got just one thing on their minds, or whatever’s left of their cognitive capability: scrumptious human flesh. They’ll do anything to get a taste of you… literally.

Rapid transit is in order and an automobile is probably the perfect option; it beats the heck out of taking the streetcar or toughing it out on foot. But what to drive? There are so many choices on an abandoned city street. Here’s a list of 10 vehicles you must avoid if you have any chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

  • Jeff T

    Awesome choice autoguide with making the leaf #1. Zombie apocalypse range anxiety is 10x worse then rush hour range anxiety!

  • ColumWood

    I think you’ve coined a new term “Zombie apocalypse range anxiety”.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dxrinc DXRINC

    I agree wholeheartedly, I hate most of the shitbox’s listed

  • Vahagn Barseghyan

    where is prius?

  • Rickers

    Are you serious? The Prius would be great. It’s slow as crap, but it’s quite and can run on gas or electricity. You could just slide right past the Zombie horde… and keep going for miles and miles.

  • pwned88

    This is the dumbest list with even worse reasoning. I like how you included the 300 purely because of it’s tires. Which totally can’t be switched or anything.

    Or the fact that tiny engines were the main reason for including most of these cars. It’s not like you can pull up to a gas station and ask the attendant to flip the switch, 40+mpg is gonna save your life compared to a super fast car out of gas.

  • Shawn Merrill

    The 300C is bad choice because its a TERRIBLE car…

  • Chris Hamilton

    So… basically you just chose 10 cars at random and over exaggerated the obvious? TIL I could be a writer for autoguide.com

  • Awesomeara_27

    Mustang it is then.

  • Rickers

    Somebody spends too much time on Reddit.

  • Rickers

    HAHAHA….

  • ThisIs84

    This article sucked.

  • Autoguide article sucked

    Absent was tue name of the author.. He is likely a zombie himself… Proof?…
    Lifeless writing
    NOOOO SOUL
    Complete lack of regard for the time of ours he wasted
    Clearly no brain

    So therefore without a writer zombie to remember for a terrible article note the ” magazine”
    AUTOGUIDE wasted our time

  • Alice D’artagnan
  • ColumWood

    Underneath the headline it clearly says “Craig Cole”. Still… you might be right about the Zombie thing.

  • Serdar

    stupid article. it’s like “worst cars for formula race” and you pick offroad vehicles. Also this site is uber slow and not interested in clicking next/previous to see all the vehicles. Shove this page in your beeeeeep